Nucky
Loner
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Post by Nucky on Oct 20, 2008 19:51:57 GMT -5
If a man can see into the future, he can really only get two jobs. A fortune teller... where he'll always be considered a fraud and a con artist. Or a weatherman where his abilities will always be respected and admired as the truth of what is to come!!!
Now, a weatherman sometimes gets bored with ONLY predicting the weather and that's where he is "wrong". You see, he actually has secret messages for a few select people.
I know this because once, he predicted a cold front. Of course, I didn't believe him because... heck, it was like a 100 degrees outside... 100 degrees humid, that is. And so, I just scoffed at the idea of a cold front. Now, I was working in the sun before it was time to go in. And when I went inside the building... it was chilly as heck because the AC was on. Really chilly.
And I walked up and saw a man and his fly was DOWN. I didn't know what to think at first... trying to devise a clever and funny way to tell him that his fly was down.
Should I say "XYZ?" Or "Your fly is open?" Or anything like that?
And then, I remembered. I remembered so clearly... the weatherman's prediction! Ha! And so I said, "I guess the weatherman was right about a cold front!"
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